Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
This is the best thing ever.
There’s not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that
Okay, so I thought that Lana said the baby’s name was AUBERGINE, as a play on the bet that the baby’s father was black and the reoccurring theme of “aubergine”…. here’s the the quote from the scene above, (talking about the dildo):
GILLETTE: Is it black?
ARCHER Wh-? No, it’s
GILLETTE: Slightly darker black?
ARCHER No! It’s not any kind of black!
ARCHER: Shut up! It’s more of a Aubergine?
Please tell me I’m not the only one who put that together? Was it intentional?
I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.
This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.
Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.
SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Every time this video shows up, I 1. have to watch it again, and 2. laugh until I’m crying like I have a problem.
Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
Evidence that music placement is very important.
I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.
this is the best thing i have seen all day
Plip plap plip plap
this freaks me out every time, reblogging so you can be freaked out too
i love this so much